Наглейшим образом свистнуто с великого и могущего тумблера

Conversations between him and his teammates:



Capdevila to Pepe: I put the ice bucket on my head to impress Shakira, but she stood me up!
Pepe to Capdevila: You can search for excuses, but that of the ice bucket on the head has no possible explanation.



Busquets to Pepe: A lot of people tell me I’m the best, but they don’t allow me to eat croissants.
Pepe to Busquets: Sergio, all that sacrifice was worth it, no?



Fernando to Pepe: Hi Pepe, you know a lot of about football, but I managed to win all your money with the Argentina-Germany game.
Pepe to Fernando: Revenge is a dish best served cold. Now, I’m going to take all of your money.



Iker to Pepe: Dear Pepe, you’ve outdone yourself.
Pepe to Iker: What saves! What class! But I’m doing this to you for the entire team…



Sergio to Pepe: you’ll see what happens to you when you reveal that.
Pepe to Sergio: Sergio, don’t threaten me, I can reveal a lot of things about you… оо дааа, я думаю, там есть, что рассказать



Andrés to Pepe: I told you that in confidence and now the entire world is going to know.
Pepe to Andrés: Andrés, I’m sorry, but I believe that the entire world has the right to know it. Don’t hold a grudge, please.

Пепе - шоумэн, не ту профессию выбирал, не ту!